I was obsessed with more than Princess Di when I was 13.
I should have known Gawker wouldn’t let me down when it comes to calling things as they are.
We all do things we know we’re going to regret even while we’re doing those things.
When it comes to playing cards and piano keys, 52 is a perfectly fine number. When it comes to birthdays? Also not so bad. But not awesome.
In which Citizen Jim arrives and finds a way to make a weird weekend even weirder.
In which Citizen Jim does not arrive—but a letter from him does! A long, angry, accusatory letter! Surprise!