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Bitter Belly

Do you know what you’ll get if you cross the Book of Revelation with a harmless practical joke? If you’re living in a retirement community, you’ll get a crisis of Biblical proportions. When Citizen Jim’s Mama finds this out the hard way, Citizen Jim needs Chicken Sheets to help him call off Armageddon! And they’ll succeed. Because Citizen Jim and Chicken Sheets ARE America’s most beloved best friends!

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“Yo! Broccoli!”

Citizen Jim has plans to seize a great opportunity: rebooting the James Bond film franchise! Even if they don’t succeed, Citizen Jim is determined to make Chicken Sheets see the rainbow over the silver-lined cloud from where he stands on the sunny side of the street. Well. If his wife doesn’t discover that he’s mistakenly brought her alchemy formulas with him on this mission, that is!

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