Late Update and Rate
In which I give my honest and fair assessment of a so-called “great drug.”
Notes Without Context No. 5
Just a mishmash of stuff I guess I thought I needed to remember.
Words to Live By!
Take this advice. Nobody else will!
Death Info Line
What would you give to know something about your death?
What Is a Therapist Even For?
Honestly, what does any therapist expect from a client in this day and age?
Reality (Grim)
Is the female gaze superior to all other gazes?
Bitter Belly
Do you know what you’ll get if you cross the Book of Revelation with a harmless practical joke? If you’re living in a retirement community, you’ll get a crisis of Biblical proportions. When Citizen Jim’s Mama finds this out the hard way, Citizen Jim needs Chicken Sheets to help him call off Armageddon! And they’ll succeed. Because Citizen Jim and Chicken Sheets ARE America’s most beloved best friends!
A Small Kid Cussin’ at a Can
In which Citizen Jim never, ever appears for any reason, despite the best efforts of Chicken Sheets to make this happen.
“Yo! Broccoli!”
Citizen Jim has plans to seize a great opportunity: rebooting the James Bond film franchise! Even if they don’t succeed, Citizen Jim is determined to make Chicken Sheets see the rainbow over the silver-lined cloud from where he stands on the sunny side of the street. Well. If his wife doesn’t discover that he’s mistakenly brought her alchemy formulas with him on this mission, that is!
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