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You are subscribing to a sporadic publication (i.e., not daily, maybe not always weekly, but definitely once or more monthly) that will provide links to new material on this website. This will include (but will not be limited to):
- stories
- essays
- blog posts
- cat pictures
- specially curated music playlists
- pop culture quizzes (see below)
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What are you getting out of it?
Included with the first newsletter will be a bundle of various and sundry pieces of writing by me. (See below.) It will be linked in the newsletter as a downloadable PDF.
Air-Conditioned Lemonade:
A Cross Section from the Work of Kristal Sheets
Includes:
- the very first Citizen Jim story by Chicken Sheets
- an excerpt from the novel Big Trouble in Little Cudgel
- short stories from previously published collections
- notes/snippets from works in progress
Plus, art. Art, man—you’re getting art. And information. And don’t forget about the cat pictures! (See below.)
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There might even be occasional low-stakes contests (none will involve singing, dancing, or performing feats of strength, but each contest winner will be eligible for a prize). (See below.)